This automatic cereal dispenser makes breakfast quick and easy!With the automatic Breakfix Cereal Dispenser, fixing the day's first meal will never again be a messy, time consuming chore. Breakfix uses the same principles as a coffee-maker, dispensing pre-measured portions of cereal with a touch of a button -- no mess, no fuss.
Controlled portions also help to keep pounds off. Looks great in your kitchen and cleans in a snap. A healthy gift for the whole family -- the kids will love it!
Corporate America sure thinks highly of us, don't they? Apparently, there's a widespread epidemic of overfilling cereal bowls. Sure, I've thought for years that the process of opening up a box of cereal and pouring into my bowl is a "messy, time consuming chore." Last week I poured some Golden Grahams into my shoe by mistake. In 2002, it took me seventeen and a half hours to successfully pour a bowl of Crispix. And I don't even want to talk about the 1997 incident in the breakfast nook that took four lives.
But now, I own the Breakfix Cereal Dispenser, and life is good. It's as if a whole new world has opened up to me. With the time and energy I've saved from using the Breakfix Cereal Dispenser, I can get back to more important projects, like mapping the human genome, or finishing up my work on successfully achieving cold fusion in my garage.
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Just saw it in Consumer Reports and I thought it was a joke!
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