Who is this man? What is he doing? To whom is he aiming that giant squirt gun? What happens before this photograph? After this photograph? And how does he get his mouth that wide?
All of these somewhat interesting questions will be revealed soon. Or at least raised and dismissed.
Find out on July 4, 2007. Or not. See if I care.
In the meantime, watch an HD trailer of a movie that comes out this summer. A movie that is keeping me from posting more often to this wonderful internets blog.